I know mocking Martha is like shooting fish in a barrel (preferably one hand-milled from 200 year old oak from the forests of New Hampshire). And that she's an icon for women entrepreneurs and blah, blah, blah. But have you read the calendar? I defy you not to read it and wonder whether this woman is not totally insane. Or at the very least a member of a Stepford-style race of clones sent to make woman feel completely insecure about being multi-tasking millionaires. You be the judge. And remember that on top of each entry, she omits the rather obvious: run multi-million dollar empire!
(N.B. These are actual entries......)
- Organize digital photos
- Harvest raspberries and blueberries, and sprinkle them on Greek yogurt for breakfast
- NBC Today Show appearance
- Train with Mary
- Dig and divide overcrowded irises
- Sow biennials (lupines, verbascum, and foxgloves) for next year
Dag, woman. Take a nap! Get drunk! Sheesh.