11. You always mess up the first pancake. (This can also be applied to child-rearing. In a metaphorical sense, of course...)
12. Never peak early. (This works on soooooo many levels.)
13. You will become your parents, if you're not careful. (That one's for you, Ed.)
14. When someone says, "This isn't going to hurt it bit", they are usually lying.
15. We aren't our kids. And they aren't us.
16. Dammit, if bacon and whipped cream don't make EVERYTHING taste better. (Except together. Definitely, not together.)
17. Accents do not necessarily = smarter. (Hello?! Colin Farrell.)
18. Employees are always the last to know.
19. Stores with staff made up entirely of straight male are often shockingly disorganized. (I'm just saying......)
20. High heels are the devils on the feet, angels on the calves.