Today is my birthday which means I'm getting old. Here is an example of the attitude that I can look forward to from the young people.
Benoit (my son): Look at my guns, Gaga! Gaga (my mother-in-law): What are guns? Benoit: Arm muscles! Daddy has guns and Mummy has pipes. Gaga: Oh, I see. (pause) What does Gaga have, then? Benoit: Old pipes.