Thursday, January 12, 2012

I'm Hungry.

Froot Loops pops by thedecoratedcookie
Froot Loops pops, a photo by thedecoratedcookie on Flickr.
I have never been a big candy-eater but this year, I decided that I would cut it out of my diet entirely. The result? I can't stop thinking about it. So, as a therapeutic exercise I decided to write down all of the candy I have been thinking about with the hope that setting them to paper would banish them from my mind. That's when I started to notice a strange pattern. Here's a list of foods that you can put in your mouth by simply sticking out your tongue:

  • Popcorn
  • Nerds
  • Pop Rocks
  • Cheerios
  • Cheetos
  • Most dry cereals, actually
  • Pirate booty
  • Pixie sticks
  • Fun Dip
  • Hershey' Kisses
  • Raisinettes
  • Smarties
  • Cotton Candy
  • M & M's
  • Sprinkles
  • Pretzels
  • Chocolate shavings
  • Pringles
  • Peanuts
  • Ice cream
  • Sour Patch Kids
  • Sunflower seeds
  • The crumbs at the bottom of the chip bag
Honorable mention: Cheese (cubed only).

Crazy right?