How do you play this fascinating game, you may be asking yourself? Well, the rules are simple: you pretend to tap a celebrity- in -need-of- a- good-talking-to on the shoulder and tell them, in two sentences or less, what they really need to hear.
Why is this game even necessary, is the next question? Well, it's because even the most self-absorbed celebrities with all the resources and high-priced advice at their disposal seem incapable of getting it together. Let's help them, shall we? Here we go.
Hey You......
Stop. Talking.
Excuse me, Mr. Gaddafi?
Ssshhhhhh. That's enough for now.
Dude!
Stay home and read a book.
No.
I won't just go with it, madam. Nor should you.
Enough!
It's time to put on some pants, Martin, K? Thanks.
Here's hoping they heard that.
