Friday, April 5, 2013

How to Get Out of a Ticket: the Laura Way

08_05_17 (134) by Mr Rodriguez; or, Frank
08_05_17 (134), a photo by Mr Rodriguez; or, Frank on Flickr.

Today, as I made my way home after a successful trip to Costco, I was stopped on the highway by a proud member of out local police force. Here is an actual transcript from that event:

Police Officer (looking very self-satisfied): Well! I've been sitting here all morning waiting for you!

Me (looking even more smug and self satisfied): Well! I got here as fast as I could!

End Scene.

And that, dear friends, is how you get your sorry ass out of a speeding ticket.

1 comment:

  1. LOL! Wish Officer Friendly here had read the script.