Friday, April 5, 2013
How to Get Out of a Ticket: the Laura Way
Today, as I made my way home after a successful trip to Costco, I was stopped on the highway by a proud member of out local police force. Here is an actual transcript from that event:
Police Officer (looking very self-satisfied): Well! I've been sitting here all morning waiting for you!
Me (looking even more smug and self satisfied): Well! I got here as fast as I could!
End Scene.
And that, dear friends, is how you get your sorry ass out of a speeding ticket.
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LOL! Wish Officer Friendly here had read the script.
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